For the friend who moves the group, the only reason half the Zoom invites get accepted, and the glue holding chaos together.

Loud, loyal, and just petty enough to make everyone else wonder, “Wait… are they not here for me?”

Whether you showed up out of respect, guilt, or because Shannon peer-pressured you in all caps—this shirt makes your priorities clear.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (super soft, like George)

• Available in black, charcoal, white, and gay 49er red

• Sizes S–3XL

• Tagless, true-to-size fit

• Printed in bold white uppercase text

• Unisex fit for universal roasting