For the friend group firestarter, the instigator, or just because Rob earned it this week. Loud, direct, and guaranteed to start conversations—or end them. Whether you're Rob... or you just need a way to cope with Rob's bullshit—this shirt has your back.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (super soft, like George)

• Available in black, charcoal, white, and gay 49er red

• Sizes S–3XL

• Tagless, true-to-size fit

• Printed in bold white uppercase text

• Unisex fit for universal roasting