About Us
George Ain’t Sh*t™ started as a joke between friends. Then it became a movement. He’s the guy who shows up late, bluffs with nothing, gives advice he doesn’t follow—and we still keep him around. This store is for everyone who knows a George. Maybe you ARE the George.
Either way, there’s merch for you.
2k+
Walked Tabs
270+
Disappointed customers
20+
STDs
1000+
Back Alley BJs
Our Vision
To honor the chaos.
To roast the un-roastable.
To give everyone, everywhere, a way to say:
"You know what? F*ck George."...
"And Fuck Rob, too!"
We’re not just selling merch. We’re starting a world-wide movement.
A movement for truth, for justice, and for never letting “George” get away with it again.
Whether George is your best friend, your poker nemesis, or your coworker who
means well but ruins everything—we’re here for you.
One shirt. One roast. One laugh at a time.
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