Frequently Asked Questions

Find answers to commonly asked questions about George's shirts, hats, mugs, hoodies, and so much more!

🤔 Who is George?

Let’s just say… if you don’t know a George, you might be the George. He’s the friend who forgets the group order, shows up late and drunk, and never folds pre-flop with 9-4 off-suit.

👕 What size should I get?

Our shirts run true to size and are printed on premium cotton blends. If you're built like George (flimsy on structure, bold in the chest), consider sizing up. Still unsure? Check the size chart on each product page.

😈 Can I customize a shirt with my own roast?

Hell yes. Hit us up at [your email] with your idea, and we’ll let you know if it’s printable, legal, and hilarious.

🧠 I have a story about George. Can I submit it?

YES. Use our “Submit a George Story” form and we might feature it on the site, in a shirt, or in the newsletter. Full credit, full roast.

📦 How long does shipping take?

We typically process and ship orders in 2–5 business days. Delivery times depend on your location, but George swore he’d “handle it” last week, so we’ve taken matters into our own hands.